(Dagbladet): Dagbladet on page 2 throughout 2014 hitting important revisited from Norwegian jerk Association. This in connection with the 100 years ago Fredrik Stabel was born. On the last day we bring an exclusive home at interview, in Welhavens gate 69, with Little Maud Vonlausbråten and author Diderik From Jr., the fiance.
Welhavens street in Oslo carries a restless winter silence . Two of the city outlaws asks for the long road to a liquor store. A postman crying.
After working through the national telephone and telegram we have finally, for the first time on this side of Norwegian jerk Association (NDF), gained audience to Welhavens gate 69.
Into the Little Maud bedsit to make a double interview with our time timeless beauty, Little Maud Vonlausbråten, who is general manager of the NDF Depreciation Bureau, and her fiance, author Diderik From jr.
The latter opens the door. He seems a bit excited. It proves to vote since “author Diderik From jr. no longer allowed to borrow Mr. fhv. o.r.sakf. Waldemar Rütter-Wächselsen Student cap every time Little Maud parents come to visit the capital has aroused consternation in many circles. “
– Blessed are the meek, says an old proverb. There were also an old pig that Mr. “Overrettssakforer” adding on anger. But he may well not there.
He understands well not a word of it all, saddled as he is the materialistic / sexualized worldviews stupid dogmatism and spiritual darkness.
In the thoughts of others
By the way I arranged me elsewhere. I have namely a brother who is bureau chief says From jr. to us and shows a faded note:
“author Diderik From jr. Early in the morning, through its legal counsel (Oslo Comm. Dept. of Free Legal Aid), filed libel against his former legal counsel, Mr. fhv. o.r.sakf. Waldemar Rütter-Wächselsen, because this, when the other gentlemen passed each other at Holberg space, quiet remarked: “Thanks to all Maad.”
From jr. mutters: – Why sit in separate tanks when there are much better and cheaper to sit in someone else.
– Is Little Maud home, we ask gently. We stand out in the small hallway, watching a black phone hanging on the wall.
Noting to spice this issue with smell and taste and forbidden feelings.
From jr. asks us to sit down. In the hallway under the parcel shelf. The author scroll in a yellow notebook and shows what he originally wrote to Little Maud:
– My love causes no anguish – I love myself and have no rivals.
The author adds:
– President. Little Maud Vonlausbråten was yesterday so unfortunate to fall into the water with clothes on. Her swimming lessons are therefore provisionally set because of colds. Our congratulations.
What should we do? This will be not an interview so it should be one current rates for home in journalism. We do not get the answers we want about lovemaking, sex, food, wine, diseases and what about a mother who abandoned all before being born?
Eve
What will our leaders say and do now? Fired? Housekeeper comma error? Hairdressing Apprenticeship?
We fear the worst, but then sticking Rasmus Rebell, double man, stop:
– When the fact that we have approximately 3,000,000 head hair I do not understand the point of being a hair better than others – it is so still nobody notices it.
Perhaps Rebell is the one we can angle on ? Or what about all those empty bottles of liquor standing along the wall?
We’ve obviously done a thorough background check:
“The author Diderik From Jr. fiancee, Miss. Little Maud Vonlausbråten still live in the belief that the more portholes she opens the Christmas calendar – the faster coming Christmas. Of course it is wrong. Although she opened all portholes at once, it would not help. Christmas Eve falls namely always on the 24th of December.
Whatever. (Countless experiments show it.). To get this deplorable disparity (between dream and reality) to life, our man in years constructed its own advent calendar – regardless of Miss. Vonlausbråtens.
Mr Froms julekalender is built on the principle that if one man drinking one bottle of liquor every day for 24 days, he will, when there are no more bottles left, with full right could say themselves that – now- now there Christmas Eve.
Last (As the magazine goes to press.)
An apple a day
The author Diderik From Jr. . was at. 11:01 today observed on Vinmonopolet about to buy a new advent calendar.
Of this one might conclude that either Mr. From having been guilty of the same mistake as his fiancee (see above ) or also the old assertion that Christmas always falls on the 24th of December crazy. One of the two.
By eating an apple every day put their fruit They act in good spirits and thus contributes to benefit his health President. Vonlausbråten
Unless our man is gone over to the Gregorian reckoning then. It becomes something else. “
Darwin P. Erlandsen, President Norwegian jerk Association arrive. We ask for Little Maud? Ever fruitless. Around us Arrows small and weird shapes, hither and thither. One eats Napoleon cake, another talking about 40 intercourse attempts Welhavens street.
Darwin tells: – After all there is more pity than Oedipus author Diderik From jr. From author jr. know at least said complex he is suffering from. It did not Oedipus. Poor Oedipus.
Whoa. Now we (meaning I) in the process of losing much mouth and little shrine and better are not that Zarathustra D. Erlandsen, amateur surgeon, also intervene:
– It is said that the last laugh – but how can I now be sure that I will be the last?
But finally, there she stands. President. Vonlausbråten, engaged albeit, but she can answer for himself and for Fredrik Stabels boundless universe.
She says:
– When eating an apple every day puts They their fruit trades in good mood and thus contributes to benefit his health.
ad
– Where and how did you and Mr. From jr. engaged?
– It was this ad in his time led to the author Diderik From jr. and Miss. Little Maud Vonlausbråten became engaged: Formed gentleman with a bottle SOLO seeking acquaintance with assimilated lady with a bottle of GIN.
Purpose: “GIN & amp; SOLO “
Bl. NB. “ABSOLUTELY FORMED.”
Little Maud nodded, asking us sitting still, still under the parcel shelf. A dust bunny wiper:
“By full people’s wives and children should hear the truth.”
I scroll my notes and find a scoop: “From author Diderik From Jr. fiance, Little Maud Vonlausbråten (modern Georg Sand) we have received the following (somewhat delayed):
On the occasion Prime Minister Einar Gerhardsen statement: “Happy is the country that has a working movement as the Norwegian – I’ll allow me to announce the following:
If I were an equally great admirer of Einar Gerhardsen Einar Gerhardsen – when I was Einar Gerhardsen. “
From Diderik jr. come back, it seems that he has been out and pledge the empty liquor bottles? From jr. takes off his hat and he addresses discreet, dedicated, delicate and direct:
Over and out
– I do not know if you might be interested to hear about an interesting experience I had last night?
Jo, now they hear: I dreamed that I was in Stockholm to receive the Nobel Prize, but when I arrived at home to show it to fiancé so it was not Nobel Prize !!!
– It was a partoutkort, the Subsurface. On Holberg space, the author says and adds:
– I have to go now.
– joins and we congratulate.
Based on Welhavens gate, urgent down to the deadline, knowing that the old newspaper times are over. Thanks, Fredrik Stabel.
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